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30 of 38 (79%) achievements earned:
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YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:25pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 2:41pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:22pm

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:53pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:20pm

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:15pm

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:10pm

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:35pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 3:11pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:31pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:25pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:33pm

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:33pm

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:37pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 2:18pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:04pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:06pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 2:05pm

The crazy colleague

Wave in the kitchen, alone, with speaker on
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:30pm

Virtual cats addict

Watch MeowTube for 10mins straight
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:20pm



Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
20 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
52 / 100

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
139 / 500

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
122 / 500

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
3 / 50