Recent reviews by kade

Grand Theft Auto Vice City is an example of game with a simple concept pulled off incredible well. You'll have a blast with this game, even though it's not perfect - but it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ close to it. The graphics are beyond mind blowing and I'm not exaggerating. The game came out in 2004 or 3, but the graphics make it look like it came in 2016. The character models, weapon design and enviroments are insanely realistic. The gunplay is extremely smooth and most of the time I found myself fighting the police instead of escaping them. The arsenal is big, but not large. And that sucks, because bigger is better! (Yes, that was sex a joke.) But the thing I love about GTA: VC the most is the amount of freedom you have. You can go on a massive riot, collect the secret weapons and packages, drive around in a Ferrari, enable the hilarious cheats or just do anything you want. And now, let's talk about the flaws. The first and biggest complaint I have Vice City is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWFUL, TERRIBLE, BORING story that I couldn't give less ♥♥♥♥♥ about! The campaign is by far one of the worst I have ever experienced in a video game. Nothing ever really happens and all it is is just doing missions for other people. I also couldn't care less about the awful and annoying characters! I hated every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one of them!

Overall, Vice City is a great game with only 2 flaws. I give it a 9.5/10. Seriously, I played the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ out of this game! PURCHASE IT NOW!