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22 of 50 (44%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 6:02am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 6:41am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 11:22am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 10:31am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 7:06am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2015 @ 2:45am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 5:59am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 6:05am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 1:47am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 7:27am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 11:04am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 3:24am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 12:19am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 1:50am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 12:19am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 1:48am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 2:01am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 7:06am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 5:11am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 5:51am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 2:08am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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