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Face it females. You were DESIGNED for my ♥♥♥♥. The thought that you stupid cocksocks actually believe that you have "emotions" or "empathy" makes me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh. You were made to have my CHILDREN. There is an opening in your body to accept my SPERM. That is all you are. Just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ womb inside a meat puppet.
I assure you that further prodding will lead to serious and direct consequences. In the meantime, I give you fair warning that my associates may be looking for you, and there’s little I can do to call them off. I wish you luck in defending yourself from the reality that you’ve created.
I regret to inform you that despite my request that my employees refrain from harming you, they are a rowdy and difficult group to control. The mere mention of my name in your video angered these gentlemen significantly. It is important for you to know that these men have significantly longer and more storied alleged criminal histories than myself. They look up to me principally because I give them very gainful employment and protect me almost like a general in the army. Again, despite my pleading, they also maintain brandishing an arsenal of illegal weapons which they are quick to use. This may come as a surprise to you because my demeanor is that of a common business person. While it’s true that my wealth seems to increase substantially on a regular basis,
Let me tell you sir, that you would not do well in such conditions. This may also be a good time to mention that the root of my name martin comes from the word Mars, which is the Roman god of war. In many ways I was born of and I’m built for the concept of war, which is not a battle that you’re prepared for. Given my recent incarceration, allow me to take note that I have no intention to harm you physically, as my bail status would likely be revoked, and this quarrel is distinctly below me. You are no Charlemagne.
Let me take this time to remind you of several facts. I will turn 34 years old in a few months. Clearly, this establishes the notion that I’m indeed fully grown, and I will not underestimate the simple but serious assertion as you seem to be treating me like something else. I’m no child, which you will discover shortly. Second, I hail from Brooklyn, the city of Brooklyn, New York. You and your corporates may not be familiar with this province but I assure you, I’ve seen and done things which the mere mention of will both frighten you and force you to really assess the situation.
+go to theater-chains. They hire highschoolers who could care less about the no singles policy. They might laugh at you buying your single ticket though
+when buying food, buy enough for two. It would look less awkward.
+get there early and sit in the back. When people start trickling in, make sure you lay on the floor so no one sees you sitting alone
+leave 5 mins early so no one can say anything as you leave together
It also helps if you pretend to answer your phone and loudly note that your "companion" won't be able to make it to the theater. Don't pretend it's your mum either. Pretend it's a gf or a friend that's not going to make it.
Might be a good Idea to pretend like you're texting. Just open the calculator app and press randomly. Make sure you press them quickly so it looks like you text all the time and you're really good at it
*crosses your name out*
Another one to meet his end........
*cracks knuckles*
haha, yes!
RemVOED HIM!!!
that'll teach YOU to mess with MEE
*unsheaths katana*
10. HE’S A DOPE LYRICIST, ONE OF THE ONLY NEW ARTISTS OUT THAT HAS MUSIC THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE
9. SOME OF THE SONGS ON THE MIXTAPE ARE SO HOT THAT YOU DON’T EVEN REALIZE THEY’RE 7 MINS LONG UNTIL YOU HEAR THE 4TH RAPPER ON THE TRACK
8. TREY SONGZ DOES HIS HOOKS (NOTHING WRONG WITH TAPPING INTO THAT FAN BASE)
5. GIRLS LOVE SLICK LINES, BUT THE SINGING (ON KEY/ NO AUTO-TUNE) AND RHYMING MAY BE A LITTLE MORE THAN WHAT THEY BARGAINED FOR
4. BEST THING FROM CANADA SINCE STEVE NASH
3. HE WAS FAMOUS BEFORE HE BECAME FAMOUS & YOU CAN’T SAY NO TO SOMEONE WHO’S PLAYED A PARAPLEGIC ON TELEVISION
2. HE’S GOT HIS PRIORITIES RIGHT (MONEY, MONEY AND THE CARS, CARS AND THE CLOTHES, THE H*ES – I SUPPOSE…)
1. LIGHT SKIN IS BACK IN – C’MON LADIES… LES BI ANEST!!!
Until suddenly, a strange white orb glowed at the end of my bed. Rubbing my dead sore eyes to focus deeply into the mysterious creature, I inexplicably realised that it was fairy fluttering around. It began to hum very slightly but with such a regal and heartwarming tone, I had to question it.
I slowly crept towards the end of my bed, squitting my eyes deeply. I asked with a soothing voice, ''Who are you?'' The fairy looked towards my face, with a relaxed smile and said ''JOHN CENAAAAA''
anybody know this feel........?
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.