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bry 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
having sex
Gucci Jesus 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:47am 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when I see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile I just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things I want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you seem so uninterested in me and I can't take it anymore I want to remove you but I care too much about you.
bb bree 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm 
:ABAHBJellybean::voodoobee:
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I'm a Cop, you Idiot 17 Mar, 2018 @ 4:49pm 
One of my close friends is a genuine player. I'll never be able to trust a girl again after seeing what he does. He ♥♥♥♥♥ at LEAST 3 different girls a week, most of the time they're in a relationship/married. Women can be in a happy, fulfilling relationship, and still take multiple ♥♥♥♥♥ on the side just because. Not only that, but they'll cheat on their partners IN THEIR OWN BEDS. They'll talk on the phone with their man WHILE getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥. It's not just ♥♥♥♥♥ types either, these are the "christian" faithful types who don't even go out to bars/party. Maybe I'm just jaded but holy ♥♥♥♥ I will never be able to trust a partner.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 16 Mar, 2018 @ 10:53pm 
Yes I'm so jealous too. Cant believe hom many spurts he can do. So strong and so much sperm. She could get pregnant just by the power of the ejaculation
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 3 Jan, 2018 @ 12:49am 
Never date a latina. Psychotic Banana ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a gimme complex. Theatrical and bratty like an insolent child well into their adult years. They need constant negative reinforcement like a special needs child. And once you notice the inherent genetic defects that most ♥♥♥♥♥ cart around. You realize the chances of you having a kid with a jacked up malformed jaw, low IQ, a hairy forehead and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes is a statistical likelihood. Worth a blow and go and thats about it. Not even worth the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Once they get it in their head that they want you they start stalking your ass and making up stories about how you're their next baby daddy to your coworkers/friends/family etc. Not worth the headaches
Gregg Mays 13 Nov, 2017 @ 9:33pm 
I hate black people. Why do people keep saying that I'm racist? Racist means believing that one race is superior to another. I don't think black people are inferior, I just hate those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monkey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They're violent criminals and should be exterminated. But just because I think that, doesn't make me racist, because I don't think they're inferior. Also I like mexicans, so that makes me even less racist. And no, I don't support Donald Trump, stop asking.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 8 May, 2017 @ 5:55pm 
Do women have any skill at video games? No. No they don't. There has never been a woman in the history of the world that has ever truly been better than a man at video games. It's why fighting games have to accept so many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into their rosters just so that they can say they have (((diversity))). Because women are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weak they can't even have an actual woman be good at video games.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 8 May, 2017 @ 5:55pm 
I think "gamer girls" are the pinnacle of the downfall of western civilization. The fact that they even exist is proof that society has declined. Women are worth nothing more than breeding and imitating what men can do, and that is why men must control them. We are the superior gender and you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roasties need to accept that.

Face it females. You were DESIGNED for my ♥♥♥♥. The thought that you stupid cocksocks actually believe that you have "emotions" or "empathy" makes me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh. You were made to have my CHILDREN. There is an opening in your body to accept my SPERM. That is all you are. Just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ womb inside a meat puppet.
Gregg Mays 30 Apr, 2017 @ 5:12am 
Your gay. You heard me, that's right your gay, your a real homosexual and this is coming from SwagBoyMinecrafter76, the worlds greatest and most intellectual commenter online. And you know what's worse? Last night after the Teletubbies marathon I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom AND she died. Feels bad? K Thnx Bye. I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. See this is because at only the age of 18 I have conquered the human brain, I'm a self-driven intellectual born to wreak havoc on your opinions, via the keyboard stroke. I'm here to ♥♥♥♥ you up fagboy, and there's nothing you can say about it. See now that you're crying let me just tell you that not only are you gay, but your grammar is ♥♥♥♥. That's right,
Gregg Mays 30 Apr, 2017 @ 5:11am 
I go to middle school english class and this gives me the ultimate ability of an english god. So any time you write some incorrect grammar or miss that, you know, punctuation mark I'll be sure to point it out for you and I might even call you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ along with it, ♥♥♥. It doesn't even matter that I'm failing 7th grade,
Gregg Mays 30 Apr, 2017 @ 5:10am 
I'm smarter than you because I said so. I don't even try, I don't study for anything, I'm A GENIUS. My frontal lobe isn't even fully developed yet but I can use big synonyms for normal words and I can type over 100 words per minute. That's right, I've typed the word gay so many times that my fingers just fly through the sweaty Cheeto-encrusted keys. Not only are you an idiot but I'm a GENIUS and when I'm older I think I'll be the next Albert Einstein, maybe I'll get a Master's Degree in quantum physics too. Oh and my ♥♥♥♥ is a lot bigger than yours, we're talking nine inches, FLACCID. Still mad? Cry more kiddo. XD. Hit me up on minecraft.net for nudes, I'll be posting let's plays all night long baby. EpicMinecraftLoser98 signing out. Quickscope you later.
Gregg Mays 2 Jan, 2017 @ 9:06pm 
recall my admonitions and also note that my people are known for their rascal nature and very, very short tempers. My temper is presently under control, and I view you as a laughable social media persona.
I assure you that further prodding will lead to serious and direct consequences. In the meantime, I give you fair warning that my associates may be looking for you, and there’s little I can do to call them off. I wish you luck in defending yourself from the reality that you’ve created.
Gregg Mays 2 Jan, 2017 @ 9:05pm 
And in a separate but wholly unrelated topic I do have a vast staff that is employed across our great nation. We are aware of the location at which you sleep on a nightly basis.
I regret to inform you that despite my request that my employees refrain from harming you, they are a rowdy and difficult group to control. The mere mention of my name in your video angered these gentlemen significantly. It is important for you to know that these men have significantly longer and more storied alleged criminal histories than myself. They look up to me principally because I give them very gainful employment and protect me almost like a general in the army. Again, despite my pleading, they also maintain brandishing an arsenal of illegal weapons which they are quick to use. This may come as a surprise to you because my demeanor is that of a common business person. While it’s true that my wealth seems to increase substantially on a regular basis,
Gregg Mays 2 Jan, 2017 @ 9:04pm 
Finally, I’m a man of immense power and wealth. My executives have done extensive research on you, and we fail to understand your perspective and this undertaking you begun. With that in mind, I must also remind you that I am presently out on bail from recent criminal charges levied against me in federal court. My understanding from my colleagues is that you’ve never seen the inside of a jail cell.
Let me tell you sir, that you would not do well in such conditions. This may also be a good time to mention that the root of my name martin comes from the word Mars, which is the Roman god of war. In many ways I was born of and I’m built for the concept of war, which is not a battle that you’re prepared for. Given my recent incarceration, allow me to take note that I have no intention to harm you physically, as my bail status would likely be revoked, and this quarrel is distinctly below me. You are no Charlemagne.
Gregg Mays 2 Jan, 2017 @ 9:04pm 
Mr. Matt | Xiiz, I regret that I must address our recent interactions in a public setting. Your persistence on attempting to deface my good name has not gone unnoticed and leaves me little choice but to levy a brutal retaliation. Now withstanding your urban and seemingly aggressive demeanor, I’m unmoved by your persona, and in fact find your nature amusing.
Let me take this time to remind you of several facts. I will turn 34 years old in a few months. Clearly, this establishes the notion that I’m indeed fully grown, and I will not underestimate the simple but serious assertion as you seem to be treating me like something else. I’m no child, which you will discover shortly. Second, I hail from Brooklyn, the city of Brooklyn, New York. You and your corporates may not be familiar with this province but I assure you, I’ve seen and done things which the mere mention of will both frighten you and force you to really assess the situation.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 2 Sep, 2016 @ 7:46pm 
If you want to go to the cinemas alone here are some pro tips

+go to theater-chains. They hire highschoolers who could care less about the no singles policy. They might laugh at you buying your single ticket though

+when buying food, buy enough for two. It would look less awkward.

+get there early and sit in the back. When people start trickling in, make sure you lay on the floor so no one sees you sitting alone

+leave 5 mins early so no one can say anything as you leave together

It also helps if you pretend to answer your phone and loudly note that your "companion" won't be able to make it to the theater. Don't pretend it's your mum either. Pretend it's a gf or a friend that's not going to make it.
Might be a good Idea to pretend like you're texting. Just open the calculator app and press randomly. Make sure you press them quickly so it looks like you text all the time and you're really good at it
Gregg Mays 26 Jul, 2016 @ 7:42am 
this guy is obviously ashamed of being Mexican .. i would love to slap the ♥♥♥♥ of this guy .. i give ah ♥♥♥♥ if he changed or not. I love being Mexican i Love our food and Women our Culture is the ♥♥♥♥ 🔥 🔥 my Dad is the hardest worker I've ever known Saturday thru Sunday Monday thru Sunday and hasn't complained to this day. Working like Mexicans and Spending like American's ♥♥♥♥ y'all i Love being Mexican. There's Tamales Posole Sopes enchiladas Tacos Nopales Wuevos Rancheros. Camarones enojones En Dyablados como kieras decirlo pero La lista sigue. yea ♥♥♥♥ yall i love being Us
VENGER 30 Apr, 2016 @ 1:45pm 
*busts out personal planner*

*crosses your name out*

Another one to meet his end........

*cracks knuckles*
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 30 Apr, 2016 @ 1:45pm 
Exactly
VENGER 30 Apr, 2016 @ 1:44pm 
hold up guys, someone just entered my safe bubble.....

haha, yes!
RemVOED HIM!!!

that'll teach YOU to mess with MEE
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 23 Mar, 2016 @ 3:00am 
Jacking off a buddy is just that - jacking off a buddy.. It is neither gay nor bi nor straight.... It is something to do IF you both want to and both of you enjoy it.... Don't worry about a label, it's just a nice thing to do with a buddy and nothing more or less.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 15 Mar, 2016 @ 6:21pm 
I suck ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge ones
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 19 Feb, 2016 @ 5:41am 
Heh... bearly a test of my skills.

*unsheaths katana*
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 11 Jan, 2016 @ 9:36pm 
TOP 10 REASONS WHY DRAKE IS WINNING!!!

10. HE’S A DOPE LYRICIST, ONE OF THE ONLY NEW ARTISTS OUT THAT HAS MUSIC THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE
9. SOME OF THE SONGS ON THE MIXTAPE ARE SO HOT THAT YOU DON’T EVEN REALIZE THEY’RE 7 MINS LONG UNTIL YOU HEAR THE 4TH RAPPER ON THE TRACK
8. TREY SONGZ DOES HIS HOOKS (NOTHING WRONG WITH TAPPING INTO THAT FAN BASE)
5. GIRLS LOVE SLICK LINES, BUT THE SINGING (ON KEY/ NO AUTO-TUNE) AND RHYMING MAY BE A LITTLE MORE THAN WHAT THEY BARGAINED FOR
4. BEST THING FROM CANADA SINCE STEVE NASH
3. HE WAS FAMOUS BEFORE HE BECAME FAMOUS & YOU CAN’T SAY NO TO SOMEONE WHO’S PLAYED A PARAPLEGIC ON TELEVISION
2. HE’S GOT HIS PRIORITIES RIGHT (MONEY, MONEY AND THE CARS, CARS AND THE CLOTHES, THE H*ES – I SUPPOSE…)
1. LIGHT SKIN IS BACK IN – C’MON LADIES… LES BI ANEST!!!
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 7 Jan, 2016 @ 10:01pm 
I'm 15 and my friends are listening to Taylor Swift and I'm listening to 60s, 70s and 80s music. My friends are missing out :)
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 6 Jan, 2016 @ 8:33pm 
There is typically a view that the katana and rapier represent the ideal cutting blade and the ideal thrusting blade; the "highest" development of East and West. Every once in awhile it's not uncommon to hear people speculate on what result might occur in a duel between a Japanese samurai armed with his katana and an European Renaissance swordsman with a rapier. It's a worthwhile question to consider.
Gregg Mays 25 Dec, 2015 @ 5:02am 
The other day, I woke up abruptly to a strange noise. It was a slight whisper that made me flinch and had such a dire affect it made my skin literally crawl. Brisk winds began to blow from the loose end of my window and it didn't stop for a few seconds.
Until suddenly, a strange white orb glowed at the end of my bed. Rubbing my dead sore eyes to focus deeply into the mysterious creature, I inexplicably realised that it was fairy fluttering around. It began to hum very slightly but with such a regal and heartwarming tone, I had to question it.
I slowly crept towards the end of my bed, squitting my eyes deeply. I asked with a soothing voice, ''Who are you?'' The fairy looked towards my face, with a relaxed smile and said ''JOHN CENAAAAA''
o_O 24 Dec, 2015 @ 3:18pm 
Hey, you! :B1: Merrrrry Christmas ~ :2015candycane:
Vincentius II 7 Dec, 2015 @ 8:49pm 
synths r people tooo
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 30 Nov, 2015 @ 6:20pm 
soooooooo.......... like......... I wanna suck ♥♥♥♥♥ but, ehhhhhhhhhhh... I'm not gay?

anybody know this feel........?
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 29 Nov, 2015 @ 1:46am 
What is this ♥♥♥♥♥ doing!?
< blank > 14 Mar, 2015 @ 9:55pm 
Nice plays man
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:44am 
I just moved back and me and her miss eachother so badly and we are FINALLY go to see eachother tomorrow and make love for the first time since halloween.... I hope you don't hate me man. I'm a good dude. Just protective of the woman who holds my heart. And who's heart I hold and must protect. I hope you can understand. She promised me there's nothing at all to worry about with you and that she's not interested:"/ I wish I knew before I embarrassingly went off on you. I'm so sorry man. I'm sorry. Please don't mention this to my baby:/ I'm really embarrassed and while she will understand, I just feel like an ass for attacking you when you have nothing with my kenna and no intention to. Good bye brother. I hope you find your one true love someday. It'll make you crazy, trust me, but you'll find her one day. I found mine when I was really young. And it's my kenna :)
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:44am 
I can't help but be crazy about her. I love her with all of my heart and I will protect her from her untrustworthy fake friends. Not saying you are one. But you're dodging telling me what's going on in your head so I'm questioning a lot right now. Just know I'm never gonna hurt her, I'm always going to have her back, I'd give my life for her without hesitation, and I will protect her from anything, everything, and anyone. She is the love of my life. I fully intend to marry and give kenna my children. And we've talked a lot about it. Just don't make ♥♥♥♥ harder than it already is.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:43am 
But just as a friend. You're nothing to my kenna but a brother like friend. I just wanna be sure you know it and don't forget it. Find a nice classy woman where you are stationed, marry her.... But back off of mine. You will never even compare to me in her eyes. Not even close haha.I just don't need you interfering with me and kenna's love. It's our lives man. It's really not cool.... Goodbye man, good luck. Respect to you being in the service. Sorry to bring your day down with my crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but. Me and kenna are head over heels....
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:43am 
She's been with me ever since. We're in love. And tomorrow me and her will be together in my room making love alll day how we always have together. If you have a problem speak up like a man or tell me our love doesn't bug you and I'll apologize, it's simple. So??? What is it? You are after my woman then huh?! Tell me the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ truth man. Don't you dare be disrespectful and gross enough to bring it up, but if if you ask her about anything she shared with me about your weak ass, she may be nice and lie to you, or she may not care and tell you the truth. Either way. I'm her soullmate and her boyfriend of the past two years almost. And she tells me everything and NEVER lies to me. I don't care haha. Just stay away from my kenna. I sincerely apologize if you have no ill intentions and aren't trying to make moves with my woman. And i respect you as a guy in the service. I'm sure you're an ok dude.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:43am 
You didn't please her. She didn't have strong feelings for you at all. And she immediately ended ♥♥♥♥ with you for me once she knew I loved her too. So get any ideas of the past out of your head. None of this truth should bug you if you're over her but I'm just making sure. I hate when my baby's friends have ill intentions and she thinks they are just friends and have no alternative motive. But idk if I trust you at all. If I can trust you to not stress me and my baby or ♥♥♥♥ with our love tell me. I will leave you alone and apologize. But if you aren't over her and you're tryna "get some" or you're tryna get back in her life, it's NOT HAPPENING. She said you were nothing to her, and the sex was bad anyway haha. You're small and weak and she said it all felt wrong after being with me.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:43am 
I don't have any problems with you if you are over my woman and realize you will never be with or touch her again. I apologize for coming off as a ♥♥♥♥, just me and kenna are really deep in love and we've been through a lot and I just moved back home and it makes me a little jealous and angry to see a man she used to date before me is snap chatting her.... We don't need any extra ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or drama right now, so don't bring us any please is all I ask friend. If you try to talk to her any way but as a brother, or you try to see her at all, if she tells me you do anything inappropriate or anything outside of what a strict brother like friend would do,we are going to have a huge problem. I will leave you alone now dude if you're not trying to get at the woman who I love and whom is in love with me. That entire summer she was with me. She left kyle for me. She's been with me ever since, she even loved me and made love to me before she EVER let anything happen with you.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:42am 
Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:42am 
Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:40am 
You don't know ♥♥♥♥. So get your ass on Skype and I will show you exactly that. Ball's in your court.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:40am 
Okay. There's an incredibly easy way to solve this. Go to PM. Give me your Skype name. I'll add you and you can talk to me. I will also give you my LinkedIn profile. You can check it while you're talking to me and see that the photo and I are the same person, and also that I have almost a decade's worth of Australian reality TV productions under my belt. Amongst my contacts is the name of the current series producer of Australia's Next Top Model. You will be able to see that we've worked on several productions together. This is a 100% legitimate offer. You know why? I'm sick of little ♥♥♥♥♥ like you sitting there thinking you know ANYTHING about my industry.
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:38am 
So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:37am 
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
I'm a Cop, you Idiot 31 Dec, 2014 @ 12:37am 
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).