Recent reviews by NukaFox1800

I'd love to tell you how good it is if they would let me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play it!

I find the narration to be erotic to the point that I was literally on the break of of complete ejaculation. My favorite part was entering the the elevator in the bosses office and after 1 hour of waiting while my wife cried in the corner; I realized the comedic genius that was in front of me: The elevator NEVER moves!

Crows Crows Crows has once again showed us that not only can they develop a wonderful game, but also get into their kinky side too. I came three times.

Want to know what the real game is? Guess where you got sniped. Spawn, get sniped from across the map, have fun.
If someone on the enemy team gets an energy sword? Forget it. It isn't even about the main objective, just get TF away from whoever has the one weapon in the game that can insta kill. Half the time the radar doesn't even work for me, but that just be a rare bug.

I love Halo and the multiplayer, but half the time I feel like I'm dying from enemies I can't even see!

Loads of fun. If you like interactive story games with loads of replay value this is for you.

I kinda wish there was more of a backstory to Ellie, and I feel like there could've been done more with the "Ghost Inmate" tree involving her, but really the amount of work the talented people behind the game put in is plenty already. Still a very enjoyable experience.

Simple and short, just like Jerma.
10/10 Life is pain.

I bought 5 ducks and shot them all to vent how much this game sucks

10/10 would kill ducks again

PA PA PA PAS PA PASS PA PA PASS PSS PA PA PASS THE WHISKEY

Full of bots, some are spamming links to pedophile and bestiality websites. Valve REFUSES to listen to the larger community and they only have themselves to blame for all of this.

OMG THIS GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS I RAN OUT OF AMMO AND NO M@MENIES SHOWED UP BEAYH. THE CAKE TASTES LIKE GABE NEWELL BYEAH. GLADOS SOUNDS LIKE SHES A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROBOT. I RECOMMEND YOU BUY TEAM DOTA 4 OR COUNTER PORTAL 5