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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 8:38am

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 8:31am

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 8:28am

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 8:31am

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 8:29am

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 5:53pm

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 5:43pm

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 6:35pm

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 6:19pm

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:56am

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 6:54pm

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:54am

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 6:58pm

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:52am

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:30am

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:08am

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:13am

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:33pm

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:50pm

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:40pm

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:47pm



Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.