Recent reviews by ✯Vic_Vice✯

Bought the game just to have fun, but I've Metal Geared too hard at the end. I was never the same.

I've actually found this game on SteamCharts then downloaded this out of curiosity. I've also thought this was a funny haha meme game like "Nothing" (which is the actual name of the game) but I've realized when researching* this game, it was made by a scum ♥♥♥♥ who makes a market of artificial scarcity "goods" that tricks people into believing that they too can get rich quick just by clicking the banana. Seriously when you buy any of those "bananas," it doesn't do ♥♥♥♥ and you can't even use it in game so basically you are buying a literal PNG/GIFs of a banana that just sits in your inventory. Do yourself a favor and don't download this game. The dev would probably add the fact that you can finally use the "skins" in the later update to save face but artificial scarcity and their catalog of unity asset flipped "games" is pretty ♥♥♥♥.

* = Honestly, I just look the game up on YT cuz I couldn't be bothered to give this game anymore time than I need to.

I didn't get my commando chicken outfit, Badass santa, headshot fx pack 1 and 2. For the love of god, fix this ♥♥♥♥.

The game crashes whenever you died, send back to last save then leave the save room. The only way to fix it from online sources is to delete the save file which sucks hard as sh!t. NGL it soiled my excitement of playing this game and I just don't want to touch it anymore because of the constant crashes.

This game cured my aids!

Once you Doomed, You'll never go back!

This game killed my dog!

Are you having sex? If you are, then stop. More sex equals less Quaking, Less Quaking equals less hair on your chess and balls. Less hair on your chess and balls equals weak ♥♥♥♥♥♥' men. Weak ♥♥♥♥♥♥' men equals bad times. Except there IS no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cycle about "bad times make strong men and strong men creates good times" it a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lie created by the C.I.A and the O.S.I to keep people like you from playing Quake. Honestly, how the ♥♥♥♥ can "strong" men spawn from bad times? If your father plays some weak ♥♥♥♥ like "Apex Legends", "Valorant", or god forbid using an epic launcher for anything other than Fortnite, you would take from these traits and become a weak man just like your father. Does that sound like a cycle to you dumb ♥♥♥♥!? No, it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doesn't! Now stop being a dumb ♥♥♥♥ and buy quake now, It's an order!



(P.S: Sorry for calling you a "dumb ♥♥♥♥." I still love you ;) )

I saw the main character from Fortnite and bought this game cuz of it. It's cool I guess but the Fortnite skin is Goated as hell!

Fix your servers