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CHIGGA

Hey kush, Brazil loves you!!!

"Don't think; let the machine do it for you!"
-- E. C. Berkeley
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FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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It's not the inital skirt length, it's the upcreep.
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"Now we've got a truth to die for!"
"No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious
to die for."
(Small Gods)
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optimist, n.:
A proponent of the belief that black is white.

A pessimist asked God for relief.
"Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God.
"No," replied the petitioner, "I wish you to create something that
would justify them."
"The world is all created," said God, "but you have overlooked
something -- the mortality of the optimist."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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u die ?

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