"I am the master of kicking ass and pounding meat."

"The successful warrior is the average meat, with laser-like focus."

"XMeatPounder99X is the name and meat pounding is my game."

"If I had a 1 quid for every meat I've pounded, I'd have 99 pounds."

"Pound or pound not, there is no try."

"The only thing we have to pound is meat itself."

"All that we are is the result of what we have pounded."

"If you judge meat, you have no time to love it."

"The most courageous act is still to pound for yourself. Aloud."

"The future belongs to those who prepare for it today by pounding meat."

"I have no special meat. I am only passionately curious."

"Those who dare to pound miserably can achieve greatly."

"A great meat is always willing to be little."