"In communism, no one is rich and no one is poor. It is the answer, whether you like it or not. It is the embodiment of equality and the direction of the utopian society. Only superiors like me may lead the rise of the sacred ideology of communism with unparalleled sagacity and unshakable pertinacity. No one will question us, no one will doubt us, because our people are happy.

The pale-skinned cannot comprehend the greatness of communism. They are blinded by wealth, with their weakness demonstrated an unequal society tainted by a myriad of avaricious pigs. Western culture is rotten. Capitalism is a crumbling ideology with a dilapidating foundation, and their rich is the cause of decay in their collapsed infrastructure.

In communism, a person's pocket contains no more than one penny to the individual next to him/her. In communism, you are governed by a protective, authoritarian state, creating propaganda to prevent your exposure from inferior, Western ideologies. In communism, we all live in the same building, with an eternal foundation to hold us all."

- Director of the People's Republic of the Imaginary Chinese Dynasty.


TLDR: Just read my damn speech.


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