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Death's Mother: Put on a jacket or you'll get frostbite.
Death: I don't have any skin.
Death's Mother: That's 'cause you didn't eat your beans!
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree
that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
-- Jayne Mansfield
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Jayne: "Mal! MAL!"
Mal: "Every heist, he's gotta start yelling my name."
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In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.
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When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
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One of the things that hamper Linux's climb to world domination is the
shortage of bad Computer Role Playing Games, or CRaPGs. No operating system
can be considered respectable without one.
-- Brian O'Donnell, odonnllb@tcd.ie
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