No time to waste, abort today
You should've taken that last load in your face
The vilest act conceivable, human procreation
It's time to do your bit to help solve overpopulation

A cure for cancer, the Nobel peace prize
Things your child would not achieve in life
Better off left in a toilet bowl twitching
Than working its entire life in a McDonald's kitchen
You've got a killer body and there's no reason to spoil it
Acquire some abortion pills and sit down on the toilet
A triple shot of vodka and a pill or four or five
When it stops kicking, spread your legs and lose the parasite