chsrlie

Get a life idiot

I will not forget you.
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Mal: "Fully loaded, safety off. This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.
Does she understand that?"

River: "She understands. She doesn't comprehend.

Mal: "Well, I'm glad we've made that distinction."
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Bonnie Swanson: Yeah, I don't want to bring a baby into the world with a man like him running around.
Peter: Ok, first of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years. Either have the baby or don't. Secondly, Quagmire's a good guy, he...
Bonnie Swanson: [Peter is attacked by the giant chicken and a five-minute fight ensues]
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De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.

-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer
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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
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A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart,
He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.
-- Richard Thompson
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+rep remembered this dude can track you or whatever.

-rep bad at games

+rep loves mama ginger tree, -rep lives in antarctica