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(☆*✦✦ Merry Christmas!! & A Happy 2020 ✦✦ *☆ )
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Lemons are sour.
Open ur legs and give me an hour.
Kissing Is A Habit,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Is A Game.
Guys Get All The Pleasure,
Girls Get All The Pain.
10 Minutes Of Pleasure,
9 Months Of Pain.
3 Days In The Hospital,
A Baby Without A Name.
The Baby Is A Bastard,
The Mother Is A who0re.
This Woulda Never Happend,
If The Rubber Hadn't Tore.
Sex is like math,
You subtract the clothes,
Add the bed,
Divide the legs,
And Pray to god
You dont multiply.
Roses are red,
Grass is green.
Open your legs,
And I'll fill you with cream.
Hickory dickory duck,
This Who0re was suckin my Cuck.
The clock struck 2,
Where is my big flu.
Sex is good,
Sex is fine.
Doggy Style & 69.
Just for fun,
Or gettin paid.
Everyone likes gettin laid.
Sex is evil,
Sex is a sin.
Sins are forgiven,
So stick it in!!!
Roses are nice,
Violets are fine.
ill be the six,
if you be the nine.
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