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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 8:38pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 9:18pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 1:41pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 8:01pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 10:10pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 9:21pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 4:49pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 6:07pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 1:31pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 5:03pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 10:39pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 2:54pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 2:53pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 9:29pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2014 @ 12:24am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 8:04pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 10:21pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 2:25pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 10:04pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 11:06pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 8:50pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 8:21pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 8:03pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 9:17pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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