I sexually Identify as a goose. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over waterloo dropping hot sticky loads of goose poop on disgusting students. People say to me that a person being a goose is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install webbed feet, a 30 mm bill and High-quality feathers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Goosey” and respect my right to honk from above and poop needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a gooseiphobe and need to check your species privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. ‪#‎allgeesematter‬

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