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So they're finally here, sneaking for you
If you have good skills, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this phantom rap
Huh!!

DD! Diamond Dogs!

He's the leader of the bunch, fights metal gears
He's finally back after nine years
His nonlethal Gun can knock out someone
If he shoots ya, it's gonna stun
He's bigger, faster, and nuclear too
He's the first member of the DD crew
Huh!

DD! Diamond Dogs!
DD! Diamond Dogs are here!

This Dog's got style, so listen up dudes
She can disappear, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can be real quiet and scout up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool dog
Huh!

DD! Diamond Dogs!

He has no style, he has no grace
This Dog destroyed Mother Base
He can develop weapons when he's forced to
And stretch his legs out, just for you
Develop you a stronger balloon
This traitorous Dog shouldn't be in this tune
Huh!

DD! Diamond Dogs!
DD! Diamond Dogs are here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's pretty good
He gives good advice and tells it flat
With his revolvers out, he's one tough cat
He'll make you smile when he meows his tune
But Snake beware 'cause he's still part of GRU
Huh!

DD! Diamond Dogs!
Huh!

This Kong's so angry, it isn't funny
Can make Dr.Emmerich cry out for mummy
Can play a damn fiddle with relative ease
Makes R&D seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't even fight
But this Dog's one hell of a guy
Huh!

Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DD crew
He can find you things, just hear him ruff
This Dog's a real diamond in the rough
He can backflip, and kill with a knife
Makes mother base come to life
Huh!

C'mon Pequod, take it to the hot zone!
Language parasites, Metal Gears,
Soviets, Africans, and fultoning deer!
Ahh yeah!!
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