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Hi reddit I'm a dad (m55) and basically my wife (f53) died three days (-3d) ago (rip) and I'm (m55) already engaged (6 months) with the love of my life (f22) who I (m55) met at the funeral (-2d). She's (f22) cute and quirky and all around the best woman I've ever met (69). So my (m55) lazy good for nothing narcissistic toxic problematic daughter (f21) thinks I (m55) moved on too quickly and said I (m55) shouldn't become engaged to her (f21) best friend (f22) because she (f21) is still mourning. Who the ♥♥♥♥ does she (f21) think she (f21) is to dictate my (m55) happiness and what I (m55) do with my (m55) life? So I (m55) told her (f21) to grovel before her (f21) new mother's (f22) feet (size 6) and apologize for her (f21) insolence or I (m55) would break her (f21) spine (t1 - t12). She (f21) refused so I (m55) grabbed my (m55) sledgehammer ($45.60) and smashed (3000N) her (f21) spine (t1 - t12) to pieces (<10cm) and now she (f21) refuses to speak to me (m55)?

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