Recent reviews by WolfAteMyLegs

A game that teaches you to be strong and humble even when you are at your weakness. What specific part of the game of referring too you ask? Well the fact that you are a badass who can kill monsters with his tears sums it up.

I was just a little boy when I wanted to engineer vehicles... And then, the steam sale attacked. My wallet bleeding and crippled as the mighty overlord Gaben looked down upoun him. "Pathetic!" he roared. That was the last day I saw my wallet...

Me: “Hi, how are you today?”

Customer: “I want a burrito; I’m a vegetarian.”

Me: “Well, we have a vegetarian burrito that would be perfect.”

Customer: “What’s in it?”

Me: “It has beans—”

Customer: “NO! I don’t eat beans. They’re cooked in animal juices. Don’t you know anything about vegetarians?!”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, our beans are just made with spices and water; no animal juices.”

Customer: “Oh, my god, never mind. If you don’t want to co-operate I’m just gonna go to McDonald’s!”

Hid in a locker for 6 hours and then got out and died. 10/10 locker hiding simulator 2015.

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Great game, wish It could run better on my PC but the game itself is awesome.

How many people here bought this just for the Arma 2 mod...

Great gameplay and fun all around. Great with friends. Definitally not pay 2 win. This game takes a more "pay for convenience" approach. You can get everything except for a few mounts (which are just skins) through playing.

Endorses suicide bombing, smoking, and killing cats. 10/10 Best ISIS Training simulator.

I saw my entire team get murdered by scouts using fish as melee weapons. 10/10 best game.