Recent reviews by The Wizard of Lugubriousness

I'll figure out how to play this game one day

neat game

RE-MARS-TERED? Come on. Deep Silver stop it with the dumb shizz

It's kinda lame, in a Ubisoft open world kind of way, but jeez, what this game did will prolly never be done in a game again until at least the 2030s. As my main man Pusha T once said, "If you know, you know". What truly sucks is that this "definitive edition" is inferior to the previous edition in every technical way possible. My weary old 970 could run the old version at a rock solid 60 fps at ultra 1080p, but good luck with this version. I recommend this ONLY to the people with a solid rig and want to experience one of the truly more extreme experiences in gaming history (if u kno u kno)

I really want to give this game a thumbs down. The technical aspect of this game is completely unacceptable (especially in the so called "definitive edition"), and the open world aspect of the game is super formulaic, but, to be honest, the game is truly one of the memorable experiences in recent memory. If you can run it a 1080p 60fps (or higher), or can stomach locking it to 30fps, I wholeheartedly recommend it for a sub 10 buck sale price

For the past ten years I have been the leader of a cult. We're a lot like Aum Shinrikyo, but instead of sarin gas and levitation, we're more about inline bladez and graffiti as an art. However, graffiti as an act of vandalism is a crime. Every state/province has vandalism laws that apply to graffiti, and local entities such as cities and counties have anti-graffiti ordinances. Violation of these laws can result in a fine, probation, or a jail sentence. SEGA does not condone the real life act of vandalism in any form. Our only demand is the release of Jet Set Radio Future on steam. IF OUR DEMANDS ARE NOT MET you can expect more inline blading and graffiti as an art. You have been warned

A really cool mix of worms and Xcom style gameplay. I'm not a particularly fast gamer, yet I beat it in about 8.5 hours. Still, the game is genuinely great and has some great little tie ins to steamworld dig 1 & 2, especially if you pick up the outsider dlc

Loved this little mining metroidvania, became a big fan of the whole franchise

I get it now and no longer looks like butt, impressive

This is the best Resident Evil, don't @ me

you guise remember the good ol' days when rebellion had only one season pass per game? Great game, *MAYBE* better than Hitman 3, but prolly not. The gunplay is a lot tighter than H3, and it supports the playstyle of killing everybody you can see. BUT!!!! Hiding an OP silenced sniper rifle behind a paywall, come on. I've been watching a lot of arrested development, and that's a Gob Bluth reference, ya feel me? Get it with the season pass, gimp yourself the first play through if u want, then go full blown nazi assassin with the OP weapons