"Thou shal not hate thy man whom speaks thy truth, but I want to."

"I don't like it, but its there."

"I'm going to go smoke crack"
"I know you can't afford it"

"I hear clapping, what did i do?"
"that's the sound of your cheeks getting clapped."

"I'll make initial D look like a documentary"

"I was aiming for a different hill... lies I tell myself everyday"

"I put lube in my computer, it made it all the much faster."

"I can feel the next work coming but not really"

"I don't need to be h***y to learn Spanish"