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Worst real time strategy I've ever played. It sucks. I could have the same amount of fun sounding myself with a large salt rock

playing hammer only with playing Hammer of Justice from Deltarune feels soooooo good!

I climbed the mountain all by myself all for this game to call me furry??

I LOVE BEERS AND FISHING!!!

"Cave Johnson, new owner and CEO of Thunder Science Company. That's right, you've been bought. First order of business, we're renaming you under the Aperture brand. I'm leaning towards Thaperture Science Company. Marketing boys think something else. So: Thaperture it is. Next, they tell me you people are conducting some organic polymer research that could result in breached latex furries. So I'm shutting that down before you idiots end the world. Latex furries! You're supposed to be scientists. Use some common sense.“

This can't be accurate. These prisons are in too good of shape to house inmates

I'm winging my dings rn. I straight up be gastering it.

While I was trying to do my job. Some old man came in and handed me a passport from some country named "Cobrastan". It was very odd since I'm only a doorman to an apartment building and not some inspector at a border checkpoint.

"I do say my good man that you've made me bite my thumb at you! We must have a dispute, a gentalm- [title card]."

Good grief, she’s NAKED!!