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𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^
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- See monke with armour looking at the horizon
- Monke jumps
- Rides a freaking cloud just like Goku
- Stops in front of an army
- Me afraid, monke not afraid
- God gay dude says monke is an idiot
- Monke laughs
- Monke starts to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the gay god
- Gay god flees from the fight
- Monke mountain getting destroyed
- Me sad, monke angry
- We bring them to the forest
- We now bird, bird flies
- Gay god now bird too
- Something happens and monke loses his power of bird
- Oh no
- Monke defeated
- Many years later, we gather with other apes and listen to the history of master monke
- We learn that the true monke is the friends we make along the way
- I drop the controller
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Here I will leave this beautiful Capybara, whoever passes by can pet it.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
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