No one wants to explore Uranus. Stop asking.

Due to its poisonous gases, no man can survive anywhere near Uranus.

Scientists have discovered a ring of debris around Uranus!

The world will end when Uranus blows.

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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debilas jibanas

Hey, ready for some action?

Told us all he could 'f**king carry us' but turned out it was all just a lie. Rip my mmr

+rep pretty good player <3

reported for using 3rd party software to get info good luck loser

Calls everyone dude and is actually gonna sit down and chat with you some. ♥♥♥♥♥♥' cool dude this guy is.

gogo

butthurt british kid, ol wanker

send me a friend request, I need to talk to you

send me a friend request, I need to talk to you

Says he's carries the team.....he doesn't.

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

Hey, i send you a friend request because i want to ask you something regarding your Post on HxD Hex Editor with VAC... would be cool if you can accept :)

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

add me, can you?

Yo man, I know that you've already received other messages about joining the team, but we'd really like to have you among us... We're willing to pay weekly if you take part in some tournaments and leagues with us. We can pay $200-250 per week + prize pool split in case you take part in tournaments with us. If you're interested - add our team leader https://steamproxy.net/id/poppy__one

blatant hacking ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hey bro, I can give my Tiger Tooth M9 bayonet for all of your csgo graffitties (Im collecting them) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my profile bio

cheating on faceit

-rep! very low skill toxic.

Absolute Anal Munching Mongoloid

I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

Kill yourself fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer delete dota

Hi, I can give my Fractal Horns of Inner Abysm arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

You know you can have 3 free month of dota+? Even if you have active subscription. Some may left at {LINK REMOVED}dotaplus.net maybe

To Stewart,

Hey man glad you enjoy my CS and I'm honored to have you as a fan.
Wish you the best of luck with your future games.

Signed,
Fugitive Leader
Danny "Dv" Simkus

-rep nice cheater AIMLOCK

♥♥♥♥ your mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥

low skill who reported

-rep lucky ♥♥♥♥

📂Documents
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mateeee wtff that aint that nicee pall, i like u

go back to dota maybe?

+rep keeps commenting on my profile asking for me to sign his profile, you fanboy xxxx

thanks for the win you silver

its ok dude ;p

Skill: ◄╣▓=═══════╠►

-rep 0k mmr trash

лоускильная пиздопроёбина

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