STR: 11 (can carry groceries, but complains)

DEX: 8 (tripped over a metaphor once)

CON: 14 (built different, but for the wrong reasons)

INT: 10 (average, but loud about it)

WIS: 6 (still trusting Lagie and Jokr with the map)

CHA: 10 (Statistically average. Spiritually unbearable.)