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2pro4life

Useful Tips:
1. You're not a noob if you don't play :)
2. Suicide is badass :)
3. 9/11 was an inside job :)
4. Grab em by the ♥♥♥♥♥ :)
5. Do not shout in the library :)
6. When you see a ♥♥♥♥, make a stick :)
7. How to get a girl, pineapple :)
8. Don't forget to avocado :)
9. You know it's cold when you go outside and it's cold :)
10. What starts with R and ends with S, yes please :)
11. Why does Justin Bieber sound gay, Michael Jackson is dead :)
12. Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings :)
13. The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap :)
14. If you ever get an incurable new disease, the good news is that you can have a disease named after yourself :)
15. Remember when we robbed the bank and killed everyone. Yeah I do :)
16. The more birthdays that you have, the longer you live :)
17. How to get good grades in school? Yes I'd like to have fries with that :)
18. Always remember to twist your left nipple :)
19. If you have an overdue assignment, make sure to get a fever :)
20. Why pray when you can spray :)
21. Love gassing juice :)
22. Don't you hate it when you jump off a skyscraper and accidentally ♥♥♥♥ someone's mom? :)

Me: How about we drop it there?
Friend: But we can't drop it at Nagasaki twice.

What a Beautiful Duwang. *chew*
I AM THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRONG!

I feel you. I feel you deeply. Your feeling I can feel deeply.