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⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱⣾
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⣿⣶⣕⡨⢂⠆⢕⠨⡂⢆⠪⡘⢌⢊⠪⡊⡚⠜⡊⡪⢊⠜⡨⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠉⠛⠿⢿⣷⣷⣥⣎⣔⡡⡊⢌⠢⢡⢑⠌⡌⢌⠢⡊⢔⣡⠂⠈⠉⠿⣿⣿⣿
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On a side note, I seen your boobies, do they jiggle?
Lord Maximus at your service, m'lady. Level 82 DM. Gentleman. Feminist. Sandwich lover. Burrito lover. Woman lover.
ahem Listen carefully. M'lady, it seems you have stolen something from me and I am very upset! i will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff and have you be placed in the stocks for thievery if you do not return my heart to me posthaste! This kind of behavior will not be tolerated. However, I am willing to overlook this transgression if you agree to a date with me. Otherwise charges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart! I await you letter of acceptance. bows and kisses hand Truly, Lord Maximus
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⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿⣿
⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋⠉⢸
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW
It’s the BLIGHT :nauseated_face:
and he’s HERE :person_raising_hand:
:male_sign:
to STICK his FAT SYRINGE :syringe:
in Ace’s HOLE! :peach:
Take those corners TIGHT :clap:
or ol’ PINBALL :8ball:
is gonna DRAGON’S GRIP :dragon:
your survivor ♥♥♥♥ :eggplant:
and not let go ‘til you give :open_hands:
him HEAD ON! :smirk:
And if he’s running :person_running:
HAUNTED GROUND?! :skull:
You’d better EXPOSE :open_mouth:
your SMALL GAME :fishing_pole_and_fish:
and HOPE :angel:
you find those succulent DULL TOTEMS :skull_crossbones:
It’s the BLIGHT :nauseated_face:
and he’s HERE :person_raising_hand:
:male_sign:
to STICK his FAT SYRINGE :syringe:
in Ace’s HOLE! :peach:
Take those corners TIGHT :clap:
or ol’ PINBALL :8ball:
is gonna DRAGON’S GRIP :dragon:
your survivor ♥♥♥♥ :eggplant:
and not let go ‘til you give :open_hands:
him HEAD ON! :smirk:
And if he’s running :person_running:
HAUNTED GROUND?! :skull:
You’d better EXPOSE :open_mouth:
your SMALL GAME :fishing_pole_and_fish:
and HOPE :angel:
you find those succulent DULL TOTEMS :skull_crossbones:
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Dwightball. Dwight-running, Pallet-Dwight.
Papi Mami Powering Generators; Dwight.
He, She, We, Dwight.
Dwightology, basic knowledge of it could save your life some day.
DeadDwight, Merry Dwight, Power the gates and run away Dwight.
Possibilities are endless Dwight, because all possibilities ARE Dwight, Dwight.
Up, Down, Bringing it around town Dwight
FlashDwight, RadDwight (When Dwight rocks those sick red-rim rays), Hooked-Dwight, jk doesn't happen Dwight.
Gay for the Dwight, Stay for a Dwight, Dwight or Flight, MLA Format; Read or Dwight.
And if it ain't Dwight, it ain't right.
Dwightball. Dwight-running, Pallet-Dwight.
Papi Mami Powering Generators; Dwight.
He, She, We, Dwight.
Dwightology, basic knowledge of it could save your life some day.
DeadDwight, Merry Dwight, Power the gates and run away Dwight.
Possibilities are endless Dwight, because all possibilities ARE Dwight, Dwight.
Up, Down, Bringing it around town Dwight
FlashDwight, RadDwight (When Dwight rocks those sick red-rim rays), Hooked-Dwight, jk doesn't happen Dwight.
Gay for the Dwight, Stay for a Dwight, Dwight or Flight, MLA Format; Read or Dwight.
And if it ain't Dwight, it ain't right.