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Teachers have class.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
-- Cheers, No Help Wanted
Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.
-- Cheers, No Help Wanted
Coach: How's a beer sound, Norm?
Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
-- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights
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A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.
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Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
-- Barrie
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