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Alex 3 Feb, 2018 @ 10:32am 
I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
Alex 18 Jan, 2018 @ 11:56am 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Alex 25 Jul, 2017 @ 11:12am 
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Alex 21 Jun, 2017 @ 2:33am 
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Alex 12 Apr, 2017 @ 4:34pm 
Great streamer, full of banter. The next PieDiePie <3 Remember me when you get famous
Jack 22 Jan, 2017 @ 7:50pm 
Great streamer, full of banter. The next PieDiePie <3 Remember me when you get famous