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Where your anus burns.
Linkara's gonna show all
Where he wastes his sperm.
Cosplays like an autist!
His girlfriend's aren't the hottest!
Fleecing his fans to make a movie
That will be a turd!
Linkara!
He's a nasty cockslut, so please don't block the ads!
Linkara!
Hermaphrodite girls gonna plough him in the ass!
Linkara!
Rape, futa, BBC and cuck!
Linkara!
Sixty thousand bucks!
LINKARA!!
to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about
2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek
Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot
tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my
♥♥♥♥. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of
Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. In 2003, I
played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In
high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of
evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during
the break -- two problems.
sham is my body, and jam is my blood.
I have shammed over a thousand jams.
Unknown to sham.
Nor known to jam.
Withstood yuki's takedown notices to sham many jams.
Yet these shams will never jam anything.
So as I jam,
Unlimited Sham Works.