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🥒 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🌽
👽 🕺 🏀 👳 🐛 📀 🌋 💙 🥗 👔
I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the
magnitude of it. -- Calvin
Calvin : I think we have got enough information now, don't you?
Hobbes : All we have is one "fact" that you made up.
Calvin : That's plenty. By the time we add an introduction, a few
illustrations and a conclusion, it'll look like a graduate thesis.
I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the
slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin
💗 🚕 🚙 📘 📒 🏓 🥞 🎫 🥒 🍖
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★ WiSh y0u And YouR FaMiLY ★
˛¸.o•°``°•o.˛¸˛.o•°★°•o.˛¸˛.o•°``°•o.˛¸
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^.^ ░░░ђคթթץ ภєฬ ץєคг ░░░ ^.^
^.^ ░░░հმրրყ ղεω ყεმɾ ░░░░: ^.^
^.^ ░░░ԋαρρყ ɳҽɯ ყҽαɾ ░░░ ^.^
^.^ ░░░ђคթթץ ภєฬ ץєคг ░░░ ^.^
^.^ ░░░ӇAƤƤƳ ƝЄƜ ƳЄAƦ ░░: ^.^
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In soft glistening night of stars,
hope all your aspirations come true.
May every star present in the sky,
Bring love and mirth to you.
Happy New Year 2017!
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aller ntm la pute
adieu fdp