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Zacke 30 Sep, 2025 @ 9:21am

Brödrosten är fientlig

boglurker 25 Jun, 2025 @ 6:25am

I miss you more than csgo

boglurker 10 Mar, 2025 @ 1:53pm

Hej Hej!

jerkface 27 Jan, 2025 @ 6:10pm

poop

Box 30 Oct, 2024 @ 9:55am

לבקשת קונגלומרט המזון שטראוס גרופ בע"מ נאלצתי למחוק את הציוץ האחרון, בו טענתי לשווא שביום שלישי ה22/09/2024 שפכתי זרע לאחד ממכלי החלב במחלבות יטבתה, דבר שלא קרה.

אני, רועי אנג'ל, מעוניין לציין שחלב יטבתה הוא ראוי לשתייה ונטול זרע. ומביע התנצלותי בפני מנכ"ל החברה שי באב"ד.

סורי

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Box 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Nej. jag ser bögen i buren. kolla i spegeln

shft 14 Jun, 2024 @ 8:00pm

All you need is a deagle and a dream

zelly 12 Jun, 2024 @ 8:51pm

평균 미국인

shft 12 Jun, 2024 @ 7:23pm

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Coopertv 9 Feb, 2024 @ 12:47am

Signed by Cooper

Lemons 27 Jan, 2024 @ 7:49pm

nej du

Spillra 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:00pm

bög

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39am

im a little spooner. i get erections, lady. what can i say. i get 'em little spooning but big spooning i pitch a little big tent right in girl's dimples. and it's a hard softie, but when i sleep i get angry boners and it's like a billy club outta my balls. anyways; good night.

stratholme 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

Lol you dont believe in the bermuda triangle? Explain quiznos

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am

Ratio

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Weezer - Pinkerton is one of those albums I can just listen to on repeat no matter how I feel

Sent from Guantanamo Bay Holding Cell

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Fun date idea: Steal copper from a construction site and sell it for heroin money

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 28 Aug, 2021 @ 7:09am

Asking my uber eats driver if hes ever been tactical drone striked before

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 29 Jul, 2021 @ 6:57am

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: Oh my God, I’ve always wanted to visit South America. I was actually meant to do field research there for my PhD before I dropped out to take care of my dad,

MEEK FELLOW {internally}: I should tweet “Smeagol has been spotted in Argentina” later

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 18 Jul, 2021 @ 3:04pm

It’s impressive how life gets worse everyday

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 10 Jul, 2021 @ 5:51pm

What the hell they saying it’s a sugma strain of the virus now. Yeah they’re actually saying, the news, and everyone, that there is a new Sugma strain of the virus. Yeah it seems this new virus is actually a Sugma strain, kind of like the Sugma version almost (I think the new strain is the Sugma varient of the virus)

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 26 Jun, 2021 @ 11:10am

Oh, my favorite rapper? Hmm... ‘twould have to be William Shakespeare. No no, he did not “bust a cap” in anybody, but he did write 5 million plays about Incest, which is actually quite “Gangsta” in its own right.

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 26 May, 2021 @ 1:56pm

(interrupting a conversation at a party) Yeah i tried to smoke weed with a goblin once but he got away

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 11 May, 2021 @ 5:39pm

stoners be like “im not addicted to weed i can stop anytime” then pull out the industrial contractor grade propane blowtorch to ignite their triple filtering percolating ionizer with the electrical hands free quartz nail to hit their 92% THC clear concentrate shatter oil wax dabs

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 9 Apr, 2021 @ 12:19pm

yeah, I'm into STEM - the weed stem lol. Buffalo soldia! You're gorgeous. Have you ever pegged a folk musician?

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 8 Mar, 2021 @ 8:37am

[wife comes home from work and I’m no-pants farting on her only pillow, hunched over staring at a dogecoin tracker. Actual green stink lines emanate from my c*ck] guess who just became a Hundredaire

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 6 Mar, 2021 @ 9:37am

i was the first man to sit down to pee

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 6 Mar, 2021 @ 9:26am

all weapons formed against me have prospered

stratholme 6 Feb, 2021 @ 10:14am

Big mommy milkers, milkers mommy🥵🥵 AWOOGA AWOOGA 😍😍😍 *jaw drops to floor* *eyes pop out of sockets* 🥵🥵🥵 *tongue rolls out like a red carpet* AWOOGA AWOOGA MOMMY MILKERS 🥵😍🥵😍🥵😍🥰😍😍🥰

boglurker 3 Dec, 2020 @ 3:48pm

mmmmm dinner

stratholme 15 Nov, 2020 @ 10:09pm

that gif gives me serious sleep demon vibes

stratholme 5 Nov, 2020 @ 7:45pm

all my homies hate polar bears

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 5 Oct, 2020 @ 7:12am

just saw her liked tweets i cant do this anymore

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 5 Oct, 2020 @ 7:07am

she took 54 hours to respond it only took me 3 minutes

tuav 1 Oct, 2020 @ 11:48pm

Trump is gonna boost so hard if he survives covid

stratholme 12 Aug, 2020 @ 4:53am

aunt jamima is getting 4 shotted

stratholme 9 Aug, 2020 @ 12:09pm

voltage is the best

Lemons 9 Aug, 2020 @ 10:20am

ur just mad voltage runs through my veins

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 9 Aug, 2020 @ 5:45am

U don't have bad genetics u just substitute mtn dew for water

stratholme 7 Aug, 2020 @ 3:56pm

i think im losing it, im watching a bikini stream for the conversation

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 1 Aug, 2020 @ 5:45am

theres Iike 3 voices in my head talking over each other ive never known siIence

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 31 Jul, 2020 @ 5:29am

she thinks I'm ignoring her but I really don't know how to talk to women

Leandra 17 Jul, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Hello Gordon!

Leandra 27 Jun, 2020 @ 3:45pm

pro at fighting rats

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 21 Jun, 2020 @ 8:08pm

just went thru her likes and i’m currently typing my goodbye letter in my notes

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 16 Jun, 2020 @ 8:51pm

how many positions could you get spongebob in

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 15 Jun, 2020 @ 2:48pm

my wife and 3 kids not stopping me from flirting wit b*tches on the tl

David "Coriolanus" Morgan 14 Jun, 2020 @ 5:44am

i hope her boyfriend dies