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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 12:15am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 12:17am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2020 @ 4:56am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2020 @ 8:51am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 4:37am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2018 @ 4:51am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2018 @ 9:38am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:21am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 8:01am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 12:46pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 4:37am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 3:31am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 4:22am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 12:18am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2018 @ 11:48am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2018 @ 12:49pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2018 @ 9:18am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:40am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2018 @ 9:16am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2020 @ 11:35am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 4:21am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 11:25am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 5:04am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 8:08am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 5:40am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2018 @ 11:39am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 6:33am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 5:17am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2020 @ 7:35am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 8:25am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:13am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!