I once ate an entire roll of quarters the day before attending our neighborhood summer block party just so I could fool all my friends into thinking I could ♥♥♥♥ money. They all sat around getting pretty ♥♥♥♥-faced throughout the evening, and by the time the streetlights came on I was standing butt-naked on top of a picnic table defecating coins like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They surrounded me like I was a malfunctioning slot machine, cupping their hands and catching my ass-quarters while cheering. No one seemed bothered the money was covered in my chunky ♥♥♥♥, they had dollar signs in their eyes. My ass sprayed in every direction. The sounds of my wet farts combined with loose change hitting the ground, and the dull plop of my turds landing on the wooden picnic table filled the air. Everyone praised Jesus for the miracle, asking if I could ♥♥♥♥ them enough money to pay their mortgage or get their wife a bigger pair of tits. What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' night.

+Rep After a pretty bad game in csgo, I added him because I thought he could help me get better. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. He said was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived at his house, I pushed him against the wall and started nibbling his ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay.
Best sex I've had in days. Gonna visit him again