Recent reviews by The Drink

Garry's Mod is a trip. It's like when your mom/wife makes bacon in the morning, and you wake up and smell it and walk out to go and eat some, but then suddenly your mom/wife starts driving around the house on a couch with wheels, and you open the door outside only to see that your house is being lifted off into the sky by a single balloon, kinda like that movie Up, but with one balloon instead of a whole bunch of them. And then, suddenly your mom/wife is now a cup of coffee, sitting on the floor and sliding around and some guy in armor with a crowbar is trying his damnedest to hit her as she slides around at 15 mph. And then you finally eat that bacon, and it's the best damned bacon you've ever had, it's even got that soft fatty part that just is so good, and you say "I'm home."