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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:14am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:47am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:20am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:31am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:34am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 7:50pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:45am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:36am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:41am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:51am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 9:53am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 7:53pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:07am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:09am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 3:34pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 7:56pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 3:35pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 4:12pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 4:16pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 3:55pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 4:00pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 4:27pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 4:13pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 10:10am