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Recent reviews by Wælter

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
16.2 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
suffers from modern ubisoft game slop syndrome
unfortunately, there's no cure.
especially love the random frame drops to 20 fps when my pc can run it on max settings with 80 fps.
Posted 25 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
72.9 hrs on record (38.8 hrs at review time)
i can hit dinosaurs in total monkey brain mode with my hammer for 30 minutes straight

10/10
Posted 14 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
99.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
the game reminded me that I am maidenless

10/10
Posted 26 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Today I realized how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid my friends are
Posted 12 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.3 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
war thunder
Posted 21 January, 2021.
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4.2 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Blood and Bacon is an experience like none other.

From the day it was given to me, it changed the way I viewed life; from blood being a vital part in life, and bacon being the essence of life (dare I say the key to the meaning of life). Big Corporation has shown major development since 2016, from a small indie development team to a Big Corporation in a matter of 4 years that can even rival the likes of Amazon and Apple.

The pigs in this masterpiece show the problems within society. The farmer represents the oppressed minority who are taking help from mercenaries for justice. The Farmer tries to kill the overwhelming forces of the pigs (which represents the top 1% that pin down the minority, in this game literally). It is clear George Orwell's "Animal Farm" was a big inspiration to the masterpiece known as, "Blood and Bacon"
Posted 30 November, 2020.
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12.5 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
God's House.
Posted 2 August, 2020.
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105.0 hrs on record (39.5 hrs at review time)
bought this game 3 times because the GOTY edition was cheaper, realized I needed the headhunter collection so I bought the handsome collection since it was cheaper to buy than 5 headhunter dlc's.

gotta love it.
Posted 6 December, 2019. Last edited 14 May, 2021.
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1,753.7 hrs on record (104.6 hrs at review time)
still waiting for the game to "get better"
Posted 29 November, 2017. Last edited 26 August, 2022.
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1,244.1 hrs on record (843.2 hrs at review time)
this game makes me very sad every time I open it
Posted 26 August, 2017. Last edited 4 August, 2021.
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