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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 9:55pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 11:25pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 5:11am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 6:55am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 2:54am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 5:11am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 2:08am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 4:22pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 5:22am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 4:52am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 5:05am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 9:50pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 12:42am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 1:40am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:53am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 6:55am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 2:38am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 9:50pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:31pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 11:15pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 2:42am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 5:11am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 4:47am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 1:02am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:53am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 3:55am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 3:13am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:08pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 4:23am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 5:11am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 1:48am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:41pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:08pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 11:26pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:08pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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