Recent reviews by microplasticenjoyer

Game made me hungry for fried chicken watermelon grape soda and malt liquor

If you've never played this before then it's an amazing buy for 5 bucks. if you own this on playstation or xbox don't bother double-buying, keyboard controls aren't fluid and the graphics aren't that good even on high settings

>generic jrpg setup
>linear dungeon design
>Press R1+R2 to obliterate enemies even on the hardest difficulty available at the start
Boring

nakadashi

I love being as brutally violent as possible to megan fox

Buy it now. Old deal still stands if you buy before october 4th

Absolute shovelware

bad RE clone. There are dozens of games like this that are free or lower priced, and this also happens to be much clunkier than most of them. Just from 15 minutes of playing the movement was extremely horrible.

This game has the best execution of a theme/artstyle i have ever seen. 10/10

it's so joever for me