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25 of 72 (35%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 9:46am

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 11:50am

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 9:25am

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 1:26pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 11:53am

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 10:16am

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 9:36am

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 12:33pm

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 12:13pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 10:43am

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 10:42am

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 10:43am

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 10:57am

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 12:33pm

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 2:04pm

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 12:23pm

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 12:33pm

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 12:33pm

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 11:01am

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 11:06am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 11:06am

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 11:27am

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 12:40pm

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 11:28am

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 11:29am



Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.