Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind
the tree."
-- Russell Long
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Michelle: I can't find a vanishing cream that doesn't make me actually vanish.
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"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
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Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
-- Pogo, "Deck Us All With Boston Charlie" [Walt Kelly]
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas
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Stewie: Ha ha. Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening.
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Mulder: (giving his gun to Scully before going into the
hospital after Modell) Take it... wouldn't want to end up
pointing it at anybody except Modell.

"The X-Files: Pusher"
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