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Recent reviews by Not Vitanam

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
52.3 hrs on record
Removed off my account without refund, tired of this horrible excuse of capitalism receiving love and support despite being blocked in over half of the world.

"bUt tHe DeVs aReNt SoNy"
"i jUsT wAnT tO pLaY sPaCe GaMe NoT eVeRyThIng nEeDs tO bE cOnnEcTed tO rEaL wOrLd IsSuEs bRo"

Whatever cope you need to eat your slop piggies, off to playing games that can be played anywhere at any time
Posted 6 May, 2024. Last edited 28 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record
My cat loves this game! Here's a review typed out by him!

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Posted 27 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
17.8 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Please do let the games visuals fool you, this game isn't for you.

The only people that get to play this game are the one's who bought before I posted this review.
Posted 21 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
384.5 hrs on record (381.1 hrs at review time)
Good on you for reading reviews to decide if this game is worth your time. If your starting with Fallout, this can be a good start but the gameplay is a bit dated. I would recommend starting with 4 and making your way backwards if you find enjoyment in that title!

I'll even tell you if the mods are the only reason you want to try this game, it's a great way to help with the dated aspects of the game. You can also add of of Fallout 3 into the game for weeks worth of adventure!

Just whatever you do, DO NOT TALK TO THE FANBASE. They will suck your soul out and chew it up like fresh grounded meat, they are the most closed minded people you will ever come across!
Posted 5 February, 2022. Last edited 21 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
638.9 hrs on record (301.2 hrs at review time)
It's very hard to write a review for a game that's meant to be modded

Wana role play? (God help you) you can role play in just about any setting or video game ever made
Wana survive a zombie outbreak with a player base stolen from 4chan, you can 100% do that
Wana get into stop motion animation with amazing tools and a endless amount of assets? you can do that

Garry's mod isn't a game you ask "What can I do" it's a game you ask "What I can't do"
Posted 7 October, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.5 hrs on record
Tax evasion, my favorite past time! And this game gives me all the power to do so. 100% recommend this game, the humor is on top and it's wholesome art style won't fail to put a smile on your face
Posted 30 August, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Alright here's my full review on this wonderful game

-Sound design is just, amazing, you could play this game based on sound alone without any other clue to direction

-Quest are fun, never felt like my time was being wasted

-Amazing enemy, or should I say "Spider" variety. Be warn some of these suckers will keep you up at night IM LOOKING AT YOU RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS

-level design is god like, whoever made them knew what they where doing

-100% worth the price

-Gun animations that would make Hyper proud
Posted 16 August, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
11.0 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
Took me 9 hours to realize you can aim down sites in the game

Posted 11 July, 2020.
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11 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
I remember one time my mom told me
"Son, your so ugly, and over all such a mess up, my brain has to have the illusion your a decent person"

I think I understand what she meant now
Posted 11 July, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.6 hrs on record
Shovel knight 2.0
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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