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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 2:03am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:10pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 4:40pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 1:12pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 4:09pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 1:13am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 10:22pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 12:12am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 10:42pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 11:20pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 11:19pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 9:42pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:35pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 1:54am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 11:19pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 5:08pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 8:53pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 11:19pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 4:56pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 9:18pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 8:40pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 9:07pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 8:49pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:55pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 11:34pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 11:18pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 11:39pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 12:48am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 11:20pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 9:46pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 10:31pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 8:40pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 9:49pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:08pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 7:35pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 1:35am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 2:48pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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