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just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.
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Reclining takes some getting used to, and gripping the bar arm rests for getting in and out is important (esp for bigger bodies).
My only (little) gripe is that it takes some muscle to get it back into its carry sack. Perhaps once I live with it I’ll find a strategy, but so far it’s been a bit of a wrestling match.
What I need you to do is tag 3 big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ under this tweet right here. I need some more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to do this ‘Bust That Nut’ challenge with. And I’m also giving away another hunit free subscriptions to my only fans. Be looking out for that tweet later on today. Don’t forget to tag them 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ out there. If you one of them big ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, tag yaself! Hump Day! ♥♥♥♥ with ya boy! Nude Barber!
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FEEL THIS JOKE!
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.One of them suggested the cemetery.As they were jumping over the gate to the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't pick them since they had enough in the bag.Few minutes later, a drunkard passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You”He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby
"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You”
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?" Let's get them
You should see the marathon
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!"
Now You're laughing
Don't be selfish, send it to your friends. Put a smile on someone's face.
B O T T O M T E X T
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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.