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got my account hacked for being an idiot but im back
the guy who had my account blocked you so hehe
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If you see officer spit on him and run fast

no u

looks like you’re the one who wants the coom burger

yes you do you want the ♥♥♥ burger https://i.redd.it/a3b384t7b3x31.jpg

BUT I DON’T WANT A MAYO ONLY BURGER

sir this is a mcdonalds and we do have a message.
you can order the mayo only burger as far in advance as you like

what kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ femboy hooters has a message?

what do i say I want a order tomorrow?