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106 of 127 (83%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:20pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:59pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:42pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:12pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:14pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 10:02pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2015 @ 4:55am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2015 @ 8:15am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:14pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24am



Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.