a gurl wuz walkin2 skewl wit her bf an dey were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he sed "NO..."
...
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on da sine.

boy wuz cryin n went to pick up her body.

she was died.

he whispered to her corps "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat meen he luv her moar den 4evr)

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i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

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Hi there. 25 year old male from Washington D.C. area. Looking for a gorgeous woman to play games with and funny. Will buy you games and in-game skins if that is required but I will require something in return. I am a very nice bachelor and really like meeting new people (25 years old or older). Woman, I am a catch, ask any other girl I've been with. Sexually, emotionally, physically and academically, I am a total 10. I have a decent amount of money for a 25 year old including a Rolex (as shown in my profile picture) and a nice apartment overlooking the beautiful skyline. I am also open to men but just setting the record, I am not gay.