ViolentMonk
 
 
Always remember ♥♥♥♥, so you can do ♥♥♥♥ when ♥♥♥♥ happens.

OH MAN OH JEEZ COMPUTER

The graphics look like two chickens flying in opposite directions: what's up with that?

HOT DRILL NOISE RIGHT ABOVE YOU!

Ocaens of piss and poo water in our mouth and eyes!

Grab your pongo.

You move like a sack full of dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Its Jerry Seinfeld, but you look a little suprised.

As our journey ends, we ask ourselves if the real Here were the They we Lied along the way

what the ♥♥♥♥ is this oui oui croissant ♥♥♥♥♥ trying to say to me

We'll make diamonds from their asses.

Batman doesn't de-escalate.

♥♥♥♥ OFF JUMPY BIRDMAN

Probably gonna go skinny dipping with some cops and watermelons.

Give them the plague. No-one expects the plague.

DU YU WAN BILD A SNOMAYN

I LOVE CANDY.
I HOPE HE GIVES ME CANDY

u get wut a ♥♥♥ in ur face?

It must or we shall rue it?

Socks don't protect my heart.

You have made Fernando angry.

Why don't you suck a fart out of my ass?

Putting syrup on it doesn't make it a pancake.

You, with the face like a slapped ass.

You've gotta boogie your little jimmies right off

Give him ass!

everyone should just sit in a closet with the lights off till they die

The nova of the ocean of the cleverness!

Never detour from......................................yourself.

Beat him out of recognizable shape!

My life is a void waiting to be filled with burgs.

In Through the Roof, Out Through the Door.

THIS JUSTICE MAN ON SKATEBOARD HASA AMAZING "NON-FALL" ACTION GO FORWARD AND TURN RIGHT AUTOMATICALLY AS SOON AS HE COMES TO AN "EDGE"

And Bully Demise did say, "Let there be stomps."
And the stomps did flow
And there was much rejoicing.

You obviously make all your decisions with a two gallon jibbity jib full of ♥♥♥♥ all

Does the square peg fit into the round hole? No? Well maybe the square peg does.

HE HAS THE SATANS

I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO, COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE.'

never look in the pan -
the man looked in the pan...the pan stared back
absolutely never look in the pan of the can

My mother's brother's dog's old owner got kicked in the nads twice as hard as his little brother who only makes $40 an hour and he lost his job 8 years ago, but if he yanks his crank 9 times and says three hail marys twice a week he make four times as much as his six younger siblings, and made $44,479 after sitting in front of his computer jerking his gherkin once. Halleluiah!

Chest Cee! 'Sdense! Corpo di barragio! you spoof of visibility
in a freakfog, of mixed sex cases among goats, hill cat and plain
mousey, Bigamy Bob and his old Shanvocht! The Blackfriars
treacle plaster outrage be liddled! Therewith was released in that
kingsrick of Humidia a poisoning volume of cloud barrage indeed.

Now? How good you are in explosition! How farflung is
your fokloire and how velktingeling your volupkabulary! Qui
vive sparanto qua muore contanto. O foibler, O flip, you've that
wandervogl wail withyin! It falls easily upon the earopen and goes
down the friskly shortiest like treacling tumtim with its tingting-
taggle. The blarneyest blather in all Corneywall!
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Where did the tail of Plotva? It is unrealistic that bare ass annoying! It would seem a trifle, And because of this stuff and do not want to pass!

I'm pretty sure MDickie has some kinda time machine and is just publishing the top games from an alternative 10 years ago

As our journey ends, we ask ourselves if the real Here were the They we Lied along the way

kindly check the attached HOT WORD DOCUMENT coming from me

Wee Pee the Wee Wee Squirting Boy

I just figure that if they run away when I show up at the door naked and brandishing a shotgun… well, they weren’t really interested, were they?

they're just worried about disrupting the economy of hot takes that's why they have to try to devalue yours

I would want to do the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ part privately, then step out with a hand full of action.

where they administered to him one of those things they call clysters of sand and snow-water, that well-nigh finished him

That sounds like some commie gobbledy ♥♥♥♥.

I start with “ASSBONES” and then I see where the good lord takes me.

Your salvation lies in that sweet turd juice.

haha! You thought it was the moon landing, but really it was Stanley Kubrick dying!

Brilliant. They were in on it, but instead of:
A) describing any random other person
B) making up a person
C) saying the person wore a mask
D) saying they didn't see anyone
They *instead* describe the actual two culprits, but try to hide it by saying it's actually one person. Amazing deduction.

I've peed on ALL these buildings

You must atone for lobster sins

The elderly frighten me

We've been given a chance to exact revenge on that dandy ♥♥♥♥

"♥♥♥♥♥♥ fobbitch better ♥♥♥♥♥♥ not come out here again. I was about a ♥♥♥♥ hair away ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puttin him in a rear naked choke and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him."
"No you weren't."
"Shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ holster. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of course I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wasn't. You don't have to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me the ♥♥♥♥ out like that though. Now my Driver's gonna think I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥."

BATTER TO DEATH THEM.

setp oen: kame rife
setp tow: byu gees
setp trhee: byu oli
setp uorf: xim tehm tugedah adn puor to rfying nap
ONW YUO RAE ODNE

Does anus happen to everyone?

Maximum Shame: Time is running out and future is a black hole.

♥♥♥♥♥, that is not chicken soup, that's chicken soup but the chicken is nails and the noodles are nails and the broth is nails and everything is nails. It's a bowl of nails.

because of course a chicken ♥♥♥♥♥♥ would deny being a chicken ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Good news 4me 2dollars4me Uguys

No, thats the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the old people simply freeze to death

It only goes up.

a combination of a rural town + murder + cat + mustache + nuts

come hither, and see how many of my teeth and grinders are missing

"I saw a clown and he turned around and said "ssssh don't be scared. You wanna learn how to juggle?"

All diseases are created with computer
You have deseases on your body you have a nano computer chip on your body more than 100 years of computers I am the super agent

Rewind the folly to build a fire for the hands that hold the recluse's canaries

It's like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clown fiesta in here.

I'll put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

I HATE HIGH LAMA

semantics will get that ass, boy!

BACK IN THE HOLE

Do not be alarmed by the fact that my head is now backwards! I am a detective!

I am in severe bongo pain

May the rats eat your eyes

This will be worse than the windmills.

It's called "The Binding of the Corpse God"
I think only good things will come from reading this.

It's their tiny sinful hands.

Staring back at him was the most horrifying thing he had ever seen, real or imagined. It was like the Devil had miscarried Werewolf-Hitler's baby.

They want to murder us and you just told a dude his mom's ♥♥♥♥ tastes like ham. I think we're past my skill level in diplomacy.

somke wede edervay 402

Hug the shame boy

Alonzo, grab my sack. I wish to smear my nut butter on the half-orc.

Cause when I'm pissed off enough to kill a guy, filling them with holes of my own frozen ♥♥♥♥ is the only thing that will do.

laugh many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out

We go in for more of that tender, loving care but find we've relegated to the penis farm...

I always know when to headbutt

Lies before me, base clown!

Oh I don't know how you'd improve on a solid half hour about syphilis.

CUT THE ♥♥♥♥, CLICK THE PENIS FARM THING

"Hey guys, I found this goose that lays golden eggs."
"Dude lets light firecrackers in its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

This is the most unnecessary sequel I've seen since Holocaust 2

flirt with your top or bottom idc I'll get the run of your bags eventually

"I'm Randy"
"God I hope that's your name"

Choo-choo, Killgore thought.

He must have been sweating like a rapist under all that ♥♥♥♥.

The old man raised his arms and his voice. "I saw his junk, flapping in the wind!"

Welcome to the penis farm.

"Not much to it, pretty self-explanatory really. Just imagine what you get when a bear ♥♥♥♥♥ an owl."
"A bear ♥♥♥♥ covered in blood and feathers?"

I will slit you open from mouth to anus and wear you like a jacket.

Just vaping downstairs, who else is vaping?

Holocaust daily here

We regret to inform you the duck is racist.

the cherry grew, and we have sexed it

To learn that, you’ll need to defeat my arm-wrestling champion, a pro wrestler who leaves the mats stained with blood. Or you could look at that sign over there. Either way.

Was about to make line number column in editor. God nixed it.
I was about to do different graphic modes when I found 800x600 missing. God said just one mode:
640x480.
I was about to add child windows. God said, "God is not the author of such confusion."

Sometimes I roll up moist towelettes and insert them into my anus and bark at my neighbors. It teaches them who is in charge; I am. I am the alpha. They are the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Don't badabing me you gelatine

i hear fairy tales bout how they gon run up on me, well run up when you see me then we gon see

Just shut off your question sprinkler.

Tuck that shirt in, or I will guide you through a table saw

Take me to the Piñata hub

Added the ability to throw startled or unaware dogs and disarm them

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH FOKMOT

Someone is going to wrestle my ♥♥♥♥ away from me and stab me with it?

How am I supposed to lift in space?

He now just eats Cheetos and looks for the the most interesting corners to stare at from across the room. This one has a small stain about 3 ft from the ceiling. Wonder how that got there.

The original bit was easier to understand before they added all the reverb and llamas bleating.

"Where's this guy going?"
"He's trying to hump the ♥♥♥♥ outta' you that's where he's going"

Well maybe if you did it right it wouldn't look like ♥♥♥♥

))<>(( poop back and forth forever

"I AM HIGHLY EMBARASSED AND I FEEL MOST INSULTED, FOR SENOR WINCES TO STAND ME UP AT THE FLAMINGO RESTURANT FOR OVER 1hr45mins I THINK THIS IS THE HIGHT OF INSULT EVER ON MY PERSONALITY."

There's a cost to this movement, and the cost is, 'how much do I value my blood?

i'll flip his pizzas after i flip his ass

i hate superclown. i what delete aell superclown..

"WHEN YOU DIE I HAVE MAGIC.
IT'S NOT A THREAT. YOU'LL BE DAZZLED."

The goose with strong arms is the best.

I've got a food in the oven

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I hate eat ♥♥♥♥

You are Dumb. You are Sad. Your brain: run by GOBLIN

A stalwart man who is only affected by meal and dinner.

You can lick the devil's candy just don't get in his van

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Smedrins

I mushrooms for Rofleemo

Cry into your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ then stand on your head outside and become a birdbath.

the consequence of using a flamethrower to nourish the bottom monster is to be fisted by two punches of olive

The Lorax has gone militant
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weaboo man 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:16pm 
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Scary Bear 1 Nov, 2016 @ 4:29am 
Maximum Shame: Time is running out and future is a black hole.
Arbee 16 Sep, 2014 @ 6:49pm 
SADCLAPS
General Iesrussi 30 May, 2013 @ 7:09pm 
Its Jerry Seinfeld, but you look a little suprised /:[