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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 11:07am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 11:29pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 8:12am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 23 May, 2014 @ 4:49am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 4:09am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 8:16am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 8:12am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 9:49pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 7:12am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:40am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:25pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 11:05am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 6:45am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:58pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:24pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:53am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 7:52am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:47am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 10:20am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 4:04am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:25pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 10:29pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:33am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 11:41am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 12:03pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:33pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:25pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 May, 2014 @ 1:12am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:58pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:38pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 10:38pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 10:51am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 10:40am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 18 May, 2014 @ 10:58am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 11:20pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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