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💖 Review by Twigga-Chan 🌸
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"John... my favorite little goblin!" 😤💖

He may be small, but trust me, he’s packed full of chaos and energy like a soda bottle someone shook way too hard. 🥤💥 Always running around, getting into trouble, and somehow making everything twice as loud and twice as fun. 🎉

Would I trust him to stay out of mischief? Absolutely not — blink once and he’s climbed onto something he shouldn't have. 🧗‍♂️ But would I trust him to make any room feel 10 times more alive? Always. 🫶✨

10/10 would scoop him up like a grumpy kitten when he gets too rowdy, and immediately forgive him because he gives that big, goofy grin you just can't stay mad at. 🥺🐾❤️

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▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ Underage Hentai Delivery!
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Ryguy told me to tell you. you look gay!

+rep arab aproved

you need to defend your boyfriend?